Frank Lasser, 82, was tazered in his hospital bed because he was not willing to relinquish a small pocket knife he was holding. He had just come out of heart bypass surgery recently and if he is unable to breathe properly he becomes delusional. There were three Mounties present when they had to resort to the tazer gun.
A Japanese pin-up model declared that her big breasts have not only boosted her career but they also helped her overturn a court verdict. The bikini model, Serena Kozakura, was cleared after a court decided she was too well-endowed to squeeze into a room through a hole, which she had been found guilty of earlier.
“I used to hate my body so much,” she told the private Asahi network in an interview aired Tuesday. “But it was my breasts” that won …
A Stockholm man wanting to stay sober volunteered to serve some of his friend’s one-month drunk-driving sentence. The 51-year-old Swede only managed to last two weeks before the authorities dicovered the deception.
Charles Ray Fuller from Fort Worth, Texas was thinking big. The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week having attempted to cash a $360 billion check. His aim was, he stated, to start a record business; watch out Richard Branson.
A Russian man was stabbed in the back after playing a variation of Russian roulette. The alleged attacker reported himself to the police.
The game involved drinking vodka, a fair bit one would assume, and dancing round a blindfolded man carrying a knife.
An announcement on the Clifford Chance intranet page “London Today” explained: “There will be an annual price rise in the restaurant, Deli, Budgie [bar] and vending machines of 6 per cent. The price of food served in the restaurant in the evenings will now be the same as during the day. These changes are against a background of rising food prices.”
A senior Clifford Chance partner said: “The restaurant is not a profit centre. Whilst I regret that we have to …
25. It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses.
24. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
23. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.
22. In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.
21. Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t …
