Debrahlee Lorenzana would be very attractive in a burka.

– Jack Tuckner, the lawyer representing the woman claiming she was fired from Citibank for being too sexy.

A man with a clear view of the case in favour of his client…

‘It’s like saying that we can’t think anymore because our penises are standing up – and we cannot think about you except in a sexual manner – and we can’t look at you without wanting to have sexual intercourse with you.

‘And it’s up to you, gorgeous woman, to lessen your appeal so that we can focus!’

Steady yourself Jack.