…by someone desperate for citizenship. Tip: if it can work for Americans, it might work for Europeans too.

Cute lawyer seeking very attractive girl needing free Green Card – 31 (Midtown East)
Date: 2010-05-22, 4:39PM EDT
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The title pretty much says it all I guess, but that is what I am looking for. I am a U.S. born citizen and a lawyer, and I am familiar with the petitions that need to completed and I have also represented clients at their interviews at teh USCIS. Lately, I’ve seen many of my friends getting married, and I wonder if the institution of marriage is for me, so I figured I’d do this, which is a win-win situation for both of us. I’ll get to find out in 2.5 years (the time it takes to get a Permanent GC) whether I’m able to live with someone, be with someone, every day, etc., and you will have a permanent green card and will be able to stay in the country legally for the rest of your life. I am NOT interested in monetary compensation because, technically, that’s a crime, but what I’m offering is not. However, since I am not asking for money, and since I have to be with you for approximately 2.5 years (if we actually fall in love, even better; if not, we can file for an uncontested divorce, which is very easy), I would strongly prefer that you be very attractive. Not just attractive. Not attractive in your eyes. But objectively attractive. You know who you are. All very beautiful women know they are beautiful. As for me, I’m 30, handsome, employed (we’d live comfortably), in-shape, and treat women with respect. Ideally, you’re on the petite side, light eyes, ideally from an English-speaking country (like England, or Canada), in-shape, and fun to be around. In addition, you won’t have to pay for rent or bills while you’re living with me (I’ll pay those since I’d be paying those whether I’m married or single). If you are going to respond, then respond and tell me about yourself. I’m not going to respond to 1-sentence emails or emails that just ask for a picture. I look forward to hearing from some girls who want to become Americans:-)

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Romantic.

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