According to Boing Boing, a survey of the 1.9 million accounts on AshleyMadison.com, a dating site for people looking to cheat on their spouses, found the most common occupations among the would-be infidelitous are:

For Women:
1. Teachers
2. Stay-at-home Moms
3. Nurses
4. Administrative Assistants
5. Real Estate Agents

For Men:
1. Physicians
2. Police Officers
3. Lawyers
4. Real Estate Agents
5. Engineers

Message to pedants wound up by the use of “professions”; that’s not the point.