* Beardless Santa – Police arrested a 19-year-old woman on charges that she yanked the beard from a man portraying Santa Claus. Police said officers watching the crowd Monday night saw the woman take a photo of the Santa Claus, then rip off his beard. The man told officers the beard had been firmly attached to his face. (Breitbart )

* The youth of Christmas future – a four-year-old boy got drunk and stole presents from under a neighbour’s Christmas tree. Hayden Wright was found wandering his neighbourhood in Tennessee in the middle of the night with a beer in his hand. He was wearing a little girl’s dress taken from under his neighbour’s tree. (Daily Telegraph )

* Christmas cycle safety – Police picked up two naked men on a late night bike ride in the New Zealand town of Wellington but let them off with a warning: put on helmets. (Breitbart )

* Stealing Jesus…(Passive aggressive notes )