Yes, there’s even a website for those unexpected things you weren’t meant to hear – overheardintheoffice . We’re pretty sure doctors wouldn’t agree with this first comment…

Just the Sort of Argument a Hair Lawyer Would Make

Hair stylist : What do you do for a living? You look like a lawyer.

Customer : Actually, I’m a doctor.

Hair stylist : Well, that’s a kind of a lawyer.

Cloverdale Plaza
Winston-Salem, North Carolina

And proving that being a lawyer does not guarantee sophisticated behaviour…

12PM …And Putting the Boogers in Your Lunch

Lawyer to another : Just so you know, I’m going to make a concerted effort to quit picking my nose.

Louisville, Kentucky

Overheard by: Jeeb

Nice.

Via Legal Antics

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