The outfall from Halloween might just be a few mouldy, chopped-up pumpkins and a lot of empty beer bottles where you are. But some had a much harder time over the spooky weekend; referring to wooden stakes:

“The damn things are not safe,” Dracula told a reporter.  “You can quote me on that.”

From Carbolic Smoke Ball

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