July 3rd in Comedy, International, Mike Blouse by jason2009 .

Jacko's Lyrical Tips for Lawyers

This will either make you cringe or laugh or maybe a bit of both. In the week following the King of Pop’s death we have see much media coverage and hysteria. Never far from a lawyer’s reach in life, the superstar singer looks set to have an ongoing relationship with many more in death with the wrangles over his estate. Despite his regular proximity to the legally versed we don’t imagine it was the inspiration for his music but …

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This will either make you cringe or laugh or maybe a bit of both. In the week following the King of Pop’s death we have see much media coverage and hysteria. Never far from a lawyer’s reach in life, the superstar singer looks set to have an ongoing relationship with many more in death with the wrangles over his estate. Despite his regular proximity to the legally versed we don’t imagine it was the inspiration for his music but one legal blogger from the Young Lawyers Blog has found inner meaning in some of his lyrics…

Sound Legal Advice:

"People always told me, be careful of what you do and don’t go around breaking [the Law]."

Zealous Advocacy Despite Obstacles:

"Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it. No one wants to be defeated, showin’ how funky strong is your fight it doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right."

Telling a Partner You’re Overwhelmed:

"You got me workin’ workin’ day and night
(hold on)
You got me workin’ workin’ day and night
(I’m so tired tired now)
You got me workin’ workin’ day and night
(hold on)
You got me workin’ workin’ day and night
(hoo, hoo, hoo)"

And there’s more ; clench those mental buttocks…

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