Anonymous Assistant: Lawyers at War!
More redundancies have been announced in our Corporate Teams. “So much for green shoots of recovery!” Jane huffs. “At this rate there won’t be any gardeners left to tend them.” “The partners will still be here,” Dan informs her, “None of them has been asked to leave yet.” “Oh, that’s good. Lots of overweight, overpaid orks fighting over the seedlings!” Jane’s metaphors are becoming increasingly strange. “Not to mention eating the profits, “Dan agrees. “There’s no chance of a pay rise for us with them still skulking …
More redundancies have been announced in our Corporate Teams.
“So much for green shoots of recovery!” Jane huffs. “At this rate there won’t be any gardeners left to tend them.”
“The partners will still be here,” Dan informs her, “None of them has been asked to leave yet.”
“Oh, that’s good. Lots of overweight, overpaid orks fighting over the seedlings!”
Jane’s metaphors are becoming increasingly strange.
“Not to mention eating the profits, “Dan agrees. “There’s no chance of a pay rise for us with them still skulking around.”
“That’s so unfair. Litigation and Insolvency are keeping the firm afloat, the least they could do is recognise this.”
“Oh, they’ll recognise it all right, in the same way British Airways did: by expecting us to work twice as hard for the same pay!”
I don’t have too much time to worry about the lack of recognition, as things have gone from bad to worse on my employment dispute. Philip Carlton referred the “break-in” to The Police and Amelia retaliated by issuing her Claim Form.
The legal press is having a field day:
“LAWYERS AT WAR! ” screams one of the many headlines. “McGregor & Fisher partner accused of sexual harrassment by former assistant.
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