
Anonymous Assistant: Breaking and Entering
Continued from Material Non-Disclusure … “What the hell is this?!” The Boss flings my Subject Access letter across my desk. “It’s a Subject Access Request,” I explain. “I know that!” he explodes. “I mean what the hell are you doing making it?!” Judging by the steam coming from his ears, whatever response I give, it won’t be well received. “I wanted to test our systems against those of our clients’,” I explain. “Are you mad?!” “No.” “You’ve got the entire Personnel team thinking that you’re about to make an employment claim against the …
Continued from Material Non-Disclusure …
“What the hell is this?!” The Boss flings my Subject Access letter across my desk.
“It’s a Subject Access Request,” I explain.
“I know that!” he explodes. “I mean what the hell are you doing making it?!”
Judging by the steam coming from his ears, whatever response I give, it won’t be well received.
“I wanted to test our systems against those of our clients’,” I explain.
“Are you mad?!”
“No.”
“You’ve got the entire Personnel team thinking that you’re about to make an employment claim against the firm!”
What a fortuitous result!
“But I spoke to Veronica,” I tell him. ”I told her what I was planning to do.”
“Ooooh, you spoke to Veronica!” he mimics. “Well why didn’t you speak to me?!”
The truth: I forgot. But since when has truth held any value in our team?
“I didn’t think you would be interested,” I lie.
“Not interested!? It’s gone to The Bloody Management Board! They all want to know what I have done to upset you.”
It gets better!
“Oh dear,” I hang my head. “I’m sorry if I’ve caused you any trouble. I was just trying to be pro-active.”
“Well, be pro-active now! Trot off to Caroline’s office and withdraw the bloody request.”
He must be joking.
“Wouldn’t that look a little odd?” I tilt my head to one side.
“Why?”
“Well, if I was an employee with a genuine need to see my file, if my employer made me withdraw my request it might seem a little sinister; like there was something to hide…….”
“There is nothing to hide!”
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June 15, 2009
Hos funny! A friend of mine did something similar after they had forgotten to change the codes at her place.
June 15, 2009
keep them coming