September 19th in Comedy, International by Editor .

Friday Foolishness: Hot Shot US lawyer + Republician Convention + Beautiful temptress = missing $120,000 worth of jewellery and cash…

Gabriel Schwartz a hot shot US founder of law firm Sandomire & Schwartz has been relieved of up to $120,000 in jewellery and cash after picking up a woman in a hotel bar after a conference.

Only 29, Schwartz was recently selected to be a Colorado delegate to the US Republican National Convention

He’s view on the world

"Less taxes and more war! "

At the conference Schwartz met "a beautiful woman " whom he …

Charles Tyrwhitt UK
 

Gabriel Schwartz a hot shot US founder of law firm Sandomire & Schwartz has been relieved of up to $120,000 in jewellery and cash after picking up a woman in a hotel bar after a conference.

Only 29, Schwartz was recently selected to be a Colorado delegate to the US Republican National Convention

He’s view on the world

"Less taxes and more war! "

At the conference Schwartz met "a beautiful woman " whom he took back to his hotel room to ‘practice his speech’. After undressing, the ‘beautiful woman’ gave him a drink, and that’s the last he can remember of the evening. When Schwartz awoke he discovered the young temptress had taken his valuables,

Including a $30,000 watch

And Vanished

Schwartz admitted he was embarrassed, but said he had come forward to show that "date rape happens to men ". Police have yet to make any arrests and the key question of why anyone would take $120,000 of valuables to a conference remains unanswered.

Oh dear. This blinged up fool definitely deserved it.

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  • Little Miss
    September 19, 2008